Please pardon me ma’am while I scratch my chuns of steel.
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
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very very very below average
Is kissing yourself counts? Because, I think, technically you are kissing yourself all the time. Kind of.
Like I’ve never kissed anyone.. So..
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2,014th post…and it is an artsy one
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